Initially, I was going to ask you a question about laundry, but I have since procured some soap. (he says, as though salamander were involved with his debate about soap versus detergent. now she can stop worrying about a non-issue she never knew she had to worry about!) I have something more important to discuss with you now—if, of course, you can spare a moment of your time.
salamander, voice via medallion
...
Ma'am, my name is Connor.
(here we go.)
Initially, I was going to ask you a question about laundry, but I have since procured some soap. (he says, as though salamander were involved with his debate about soap versus detergent. now she can stop worrying about a non-issue she never knew she had to worry about!) I have something more important to discuss with you now—if, of course, you can spare a moment of your time.