Oh, yes, we were positively hopeless. I suppose that's one more thing we should be thanking all of you for... giving us back our will to live!

[ He couldn't possibly sound more delighted. With a giddy little hum, Eagle strikes up a new chord, beginning with yet another "prelude" as he introduces the song before he begins to play in earnest. ]

Wonderful! This one isn't finished yet, but I've been laboring over it day and night—when I'm not busy at work looking after my beloved citizens, of course. It hasn't got a title just yet, but just as a placeholder, let's call it... Ode to the Lizard Lady. A-HEM...

There once lived a maiden of untold power
Though rather than use it, she'd rather cower
With a wave of her hand
Could've razed all the land
But instead, a monster's lunch, be devoured.
(And that's hardly the worst thing about 'er!)
She'll cry and carry on for hours
A detestable wilting flower
Try as you may
You'll never get her to say
She's sorry for the constant tear showers.
(But aren't we ever so fortunate she's ours~?)

[ And cue outro... to this diss track. ]

That's all I've got so far! Thoughts? Comments, concerns, critiques... applause~?