[ Eagle coined "I don't know her" well before Mariah. You heard it here first. ]

Ah, well, I suppose it would be. I've had quite a long time to perfect it! Sometimes I find it quite comforting that I'll evidently have all of eternity to master my craft and write some of the greatest ballads the world will ever know. Perhaps even Ode to the Lizard Lady will be a smash hit someday!